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i'm getting really freaking tired of being last on your e-mail lists!
Shanna Husser@ENRON 03/22/2000 09:36 AM To: mshuggies@aol.com, Joey Esperance/LON/ECT@ECT, christen.m.campbell@ac.com, blahbla187@aol.com, bcannizaro@shellus.com, Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: THE MALE SPECIES ---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron on 03/22/2000 09:35 AM --------------------------- From: Mary Joseph 03/22/2000 09:30 AM To: Ann Sanchez/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron@Enron, Stacy Dunegan/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Amy Jon/HOU/ECT@ECT, Meg Malone/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Sherri Kathol/Corp/Enron@Enron cc: Subject: THE MALE SPECIES << < < Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop << the << < <hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If <another << < <man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to <fix << < <these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I <wouldn't << < <know where to start. We will then drink beer. << < < ----------------------------------------------------------- << < < Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me <soup << < <and << < <take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as <I << do, << < <so for you this isn't an issue. << < < -------------------------------------------------------------------- << < < Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries <at << < <the << < <store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items <like << < <"Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never, << < <under << < <any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine << < <hygiene << < <product" is a euphemism. << < < -------------------------------------------------------------------- << < < Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will << insist << < <on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice <as << < <much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. << < < -------------------------------------------------------------------- << < < Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I <don't << < <think << < <we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete << stranger << < <- I mean, how the hell could he know where we're going? << < < -------------------------------------------------------------------- << < < Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking <about. << < <The << < <answer is always either sex or football, though I have to make up << something << < <else when you ask, so don't. << < < -------------------------------------------------------------------- << < < Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your << < <mother << < <come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any <more << < <than I have to. Whatever you got her for mother's day is okay, I <don't < << < <need << < <to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mommy, too! << < < -------------------------------------------------------------------- << < < Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie... << < < Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't. << < < -------------------------------------------------------------------- << < < Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought <what << < <you << < <were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is << fine. << < <With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look <fine. << < <Can we just go now? << < < -------------------------------------------------------------------- << < < Because I'm a man and this is, after all, a new century, I will << < <share << < <equally in << < <the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, <the << < <cleaning, and the dishes. I'll do the rest. << < < -------------------------------------------------------------------- << < < This has been a Public Service Message for Women, to better <understand << < <the << < <Male Animal. << < <
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