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From: "cmarsters" <wxranch@airmail.net< To: "BUD ROBINSON" <bud@pflash.com<; "Danny JR Richardson" <danny@pflash.com<; "Frank H. Marsters, 111" <marstersco@earthlink.net<; "Deniese Day" <deniesed@hotmail.com<; "Richard & Marty Darr" <rdarr@flash.net<; "Billy Bass Daniel" <bdaniel@pflash.Com<; "Bren & John Carr" <brencarr@airmail.net<; "John E. Bennett" <bennettcpa@glade.net<; "Larry W. Bass" <lwbthemarine@bigplanet.com<; "Dell T Balch" <dellbalch@hotmail.com< Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 5:08 AM Subject: Fw: Word Merchants at their best... < < ----- Original Message ----- < From: "Michael D Ferguson" <mfe252@airmail.net< < Sent: Tuesday, December 05, 2000 9:26 AM < Subject: Word Merchants at their best... < < < < < < Tipper Gore, an amateur genealogical researcher, discovered < < that her husband's great-great uncle, Gunther Gore, a fellow < < lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train < < robbery in Tennessee in 1889. < < < < The only known photograph of Gunther shows him standing < < on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: < < "Gunther Gore; horse thief, sent to Tennessee Prison 1885, < < escaped 1887, robbed the Tennessee Flyer six times. Caught < < by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889." < < < < After letting Al Gore and his staff of professional image < < consultants peruse the findings, they decided to crop Gunther's < < picture, scan it in as an enlarged image, and edited it with < < image processing software so that all that's seen is a head shot. < < < < The accompanying biographical sketch was sent to the < < Associated Press as follows: < < < < "Gunther Gore was a famous < < rancher in early Tennessee history. His business empire < < grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets < < and intimate dealings with the Tennessee railroad. < < Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to < < service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume < < his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in < < a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective < < Agency. In 1889, Gunther passed away during an important < < civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which < < he was standing, collapsed." < < < < < < < < <
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