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<Dr. Suess on the Election:
<Can we count them with our nose? <Can we count them with our toes? <Should we count them with a band? <Should we count them all by hand? <If I do not like the count, <I will simply throw them out! < <I will not let this vote count stand <I do not like them, AL GORE I am! < <Can we change these numbers here? <Can we change them, calm my fears? <What do you mean, Dubya has won? <This is not fair, this is not fun <Lets count them upside down this time <Lets count until the state is mine! < <I will not let this VOTE count stand! <I do not like it, AL GORE I am! < <I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit! <You have not heard the last of it! <I'll count the ballots one by one <And hold each one up to the sun! <I'll count, recount, and count some more! <You'll grow to hate this little chore < <But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand! <I do not like it, Al Gore I am! < <I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here! <I've glued my desk chair to my rear! <Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too, <all telling me that I should sue! <We find the Electoral College vile! <RECOUNT the votes until I smile! < <We do not want this vote to stand! <We do not like it, AL GORE I am! < <How shall we count this ballot box? <Let's count it standing in our socks! <Shall we count this one in a tree? <And who shall count it, you or me? <We cannot, cannot count enough! <We must not stop, we must be tough! < <I do not want this vote to stand! <I do not like it AL GORE I am! < <I've counted till my fingers bleed! <And still can't fulfill my counting need! <I'll count the tiles on the floor! <I'll count, and count, and count some more! <And I will not say that I am done! <Until the counting says I've won! < <I will not let this vote count stand! <I do not like it, AL GORE I am! < <What's that? What? What are you trying to say? <You think the current count should stay? <You do not like my counting scheme? <It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams? <Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see! <You're only care should be for me! < <I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND! <I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I AM! < < < < ______________________________________________________________________________ _______ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com
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