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---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/HOU/EES on 11/20/2000 07:58
AM --------------------------- "James A Bowman" <bowmanja@us.ibm.com< on 11/20/2000 07:45:46 AM To: Funnies@us.ibm.com cc: Subject: "HOW THE GOREINCH STOLE THE ELECTION" "HOW THE GOREINCH STOLE THE ELECTION" < Can we count them with our nose? Can we count them with our toes? <Should we count them with a band? Should we count them all by hand? If I <do not like the count, I will simply throw them out! < < I will not let this vote count stand I do not like them, AL GORE I am! < < Can we change these numbers here? Can we change them, calm my fears? <What do you mean, Dubya has won? This is not fair, this is not fun Lets <count them upside down this time Lets count until the state is mine! < < I will not let this VOTE count stand! I do not like it, AL GORE I am! < < I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit! You have not heard the last of it! <I'll count the ballots one by one And hold each one up to the sun! I'll <count, recount, and count some more! You'll grow to hate this little chore < < But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand! I do not like it, Al <Gore I am! < < I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here! I've glued my desk chair to my <rear! Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too, all telling me that I should sue! <We find the Electoral College vile! RECOUNT the votes until I smile! < < We do not want this vote to stand! We do not like it, AL GORE I am! < < How shall we count this ballot box? Let's count it standing in our <socks! Shall we count this one in a tree? And who shall count it, you or <me? We cannot, cannot count enough! We must not stop, we must be tough! < < I do not want this vote to stand! I do not like it AL GORE I am! < < I've counted till my fingers bleed! And still can't fulfill my counting <need! I'll count the tiles on the floor! I'll count, and count, and count <some more! And I will not say that I am done! Until the counting says <I've won! < < I will not let this vote count stand! I do not like it, AL GORE I am! < < What's that? What? What are you trying to say? You think the current <count should stay? You do not like my counting scheme? It makes you <tense, gives you bad dreams? Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see! <You're only care should be for me! < < I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND! I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I <AM! Regards, James A. Bowman IBM Global Accounts Payable e-Business Operations Strategy - Americas / Asia Pacific 1701North St, Endicott, NY 13760 (607) 755-5708 T/L 855-5708 FAX (607) 755-6124 bowmanja@us.ibm.com
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