WHO IS JACK SCHITT??

I had often wondered, now we know.

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WHO IS JACK SCHITT??? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at=
a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Rea=
d on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the =
only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, =
married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married=
Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt,=
Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip=
Schitt. Against her parents wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a hi=
gh school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced=
. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her chil=
dren, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. =
Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The co=
uple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,=
inseparable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brother=
s. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quit=
e an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull =
Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from hi=
s travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt. So, NOW if someone says " Y=
ou don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack S=
chitt, but the entire Schitt list!