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<A Taste of Canadian Humour........ < < < <President George W. Bush called Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing <emergency; "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the American President <cried. "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a disaster!" < <"George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power <to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister. < <"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 <condoms ASAP to tide us over?" < <"Certainment! I will get on hit right haway," said Jean. < <"Oh, and one small favour, please?" said President George W. " < <Oui?" < <"Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long, with <a 4 inch diameter?" asked Bush. < <"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up <and called the President of Trojan. < <"I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, and sen'dem <to Hamerica." < <"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. < <"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, <hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter." < <"That's easily done. Anything else?" < <"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem; < <MADE IN CANADA, size: SMALL. < <PROUD TO BE CANADIAN < < < Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com.
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