Fw: Fw: TIGHT SKIRTS AND TEXANS

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Subject: Fw: Fw: TIGHT SKIRTS AND TEXANS

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Date: Monday, March 26, 2001 2:04 PM
Subject: Fw: Fw: TIGHT SKIRTS AND TEXANS

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<TIGHT SKIRTS AND TEXANS
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< In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful
<young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight
<leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.
<
<As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware
<that her
<skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
<first step on the
<bus. Slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus
< driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking
<that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried
<to make the step on to the bus only to discover she still
< couldn't.
<
<So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
<behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and, for a second time
<attempted the step.
<Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
<leg because of the tight skirt. With a coy little smile to the driver,
<she
< again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again
<was unable to make the step.
<
<About this time, the big Texan behind her in line picked
<her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the top step of
<the
<< bus.
< She went absolutely ballistic and turned on the would-be
<hero, screeching at him. "How dare you touch my body!!
<I don't even know who you
< are!"
<
< At this, the Texan drawled, "Well Ma'am, normally I
<would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
<figured that we was friends."
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