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< < < < < < < <A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following < <exchange: < < < <Officer: May I see your driver's license? < < < <Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. < < < <Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? < < < <Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. < < < <Officer: The car is stolen? < < < <Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's < <card < <in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. < < < <Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? < < < <Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman < <who < <owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. < < < <Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? < < < <Driver: Yes, sir. < < < <Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was < <quickly < <surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver to handle the < <tense < <situation: < < < <Captain: Sir, can I see your license? < < < <Driver: Sure. Here it is. < < < <It was valid. < < < <Captain: Who's car is this? < < < <Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. < < < <The driver owned the car. < < < <Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun < < in < <it? < < < <Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. < < < <Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. < < < <Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a < <body < <in it. < < < <Driver: No problem. < < < <Trunk is opened; no body. < < < <Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told < <him < <you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and < <that < <there was a dead body in the trunk. < < < <Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too < < < < < <Brian Braisted < <RYDER Communications < <(973) 940-7350 x227 < <(973) 940-7355 fax < <brian@rydrcom.com < <www.rydrcom.com < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < _________________________________________________________________ < Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com <
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