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< Subject: Marketing Terminology
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< You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm
< fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.
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< You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous guy. One
< of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, " She's
< fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.
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< You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
< telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
< bed". That's Telemarketing.
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< You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. You get up and straighten
< your skirt; you walk up to him and hand him his drink. You offer him a
< lift, remind him of your name when he forgets it, tell him he's gorgeous
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< then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.
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< You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. He walks up to you and says,
< "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.