Fw: Never Argue With a Woman

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< < From: "Kenneth L Varns" <kvarns@usd.edu<
< < Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2002 07:25:19 -0600
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< < NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
< < <A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.
< < <The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn.
< < <The wife liked to read.
< < <One morning the husband returned after several hours
< < <of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she
< < <wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat.
< < <She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and
< < <returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his
< < <boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Goodmorning, Ma'am.
< < <What are you doing?"
< < <"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, isn't it
< < <obvious?
< < <"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
< < <"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
< < <"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write
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< < <up."
< < <"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate
< < <woman.
< < <"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.
< < <"Yes, that's true, she replied,"! but you do have all the equipment."
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< < << < < MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how
< < <to read. It's likely she can also think.< < <
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