FW: three wishes

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Subject: Fw: three wishes

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Subject: FW: three wishes

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< 10/04/2001 08:09 AM
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< < < Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and an Israeli are out walking
< < < together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of
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< < "I
< < < will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says
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< < < Genie.
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< < < The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will
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< < < farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink
of
< < the
< < < Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
< < farming.
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< < < Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
< Afganistan,
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< < < that no infidels and Jews can come into our precious state." Again,
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< < < blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around
< Afganistan.
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< < < "Uncle Sam" Goldberg, an Israeli civil engineer, asks, "I'm very
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< < < Please tell me more about this wall thats around Afganistan." The
Genie
< < < explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
< < completely
< < < surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
< < impenetrable."
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< < < "Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."
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