Fwd: Re: given a dog a bath

---------------------- Forwarded by Larry F Campbell/NA/Enron on 04/18/2001
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Chad Starnes <rrcs_98@yahoo.com< on 04/18/2001 11:09:24 AM
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Subject: Fwd: Re: given a dog a bath

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Subject: Re: given a dog a bath
I save this for times when my bretheren need it. It's
a classic that should never be deleted. Enjoy.

CD

< The Teabagging
< The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock
on her forehead
whilst
< she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the
timeless phrase
''Who's
< Your daddy''
<
< The Houdini
< Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to
come,
< then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks
that you
< have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed
into her face and
she is
< left shocked
< and amazed, wondering how you managed it.
<
< The Angry Dragon
< Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's
mouth,
< smack the back of her head and make it come out her
nose.
< When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
<
< Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
< The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy
load down
< the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to
give her a large
cold
< bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her
guzzle
< it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and
forth to
< create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A
great way to impress
< your friends.
<
< Dirty Sanchez
< A time honored event in which while laying the bone
doggy-style, you
< insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull
it out and wipe it
< across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit moustache.
This makes her
look
< like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.
<
<
< The Donkey Punch
< Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before
you cum, you stick
< your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back
of the neck. The
blow
< to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's
ass, which will
< constrict the penis and give you a tremendous
orgasmic experience
when
< you ejaculate.
<
< The Flaming Amazon
< This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there.
< When you're screwing some chick, right when your
about to cum, pull
out
< and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her
pubes on fire,
< then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
<
<
< The Flying Camel
< A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and
you are
hammering
< her on your knees, you very carefully move forward
and prop yourself
< (without using your arms) on your dick while it is
still inserted in
her
< vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your
arms and let out
a
< long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel.
< Strictly a classy move.
<
<
< The Screwnicorn
< When you get a dyke to put her strap-on dildo on her
forehead and
proceed
< to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
<
<
< The Zombie Mask
< While getting head from your
favorite,unsuspecting,trash-barrel
whore,
< tell her you want her to look right up at you with
those "pretty
little
< eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when
you're ready to spew a
< good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in
both eyes. This
< temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie
effect as she
< stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and
moaning like the
< walking dead.
<

--- Mark Reagan <markreagan@yahoo.com< wrote:
< I just left a message for a guy named freddie
< sanchez.
< This made me laugh. Has anyone seen the list with
< dirty sanchez bitch,donkey punch bitch,or chili dog
< bitch in awhile??That is some funny stuff
<
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