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<From: Catherinecao@cs.com
<To: nkhong@ikon.com, an1229@hotmail.com, clin@fiberstars.com, <jakengo101@hotmail.com, melindango@yahoo.com, cnguyen@heinassoc.com, <azteccam99@yahoo.com, wildwind_71@yahoo.com, amee@onebox.com, <ezeemonee@hotmail.com, Jacqueline_Cao@maximhq.com, Yvi425@aol.com <Subject: : Fw: Dating Asian Women <Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 19:45:11 EST < < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com Return-Path: <andrewcheng@email.msn.com< Received: from rly-xb05.mx.aol.com (rly-xb05.mail.aol.com [172.20.105.106]) by air-xb01.mail.aol.com (v77_r1.21) with ESMTP; Mon, 12 Feb 2001 18:45:24 -0500 Received: from cpimssmtpu02.email.msn.com (cpimssmtpu02.email.msn.com [207.46.181.18]) by rly-xb05.mx.aol.com (v77_r1.21) with ESMTP; Mon, 12 Feb 2001 18:45:14 -0500 Received: from MSNandrewcheng ([63.44.134.249]) by cpimssmtpu02.email.msn.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.1600); Mon, 12 Feb 2001 15:42:53 -0800 Message-ID: <001101c0954d$0cf0c520$f9862c3f@MSNandrewcheng< From: "andrew cheng" <andrewcheng@email.msn.com< To: "Angie Dinh" <adinh112@hotmail.com<, <Catherinecao@cs.com<, "Cheng, Danny" <DCheng@Medcare.bcm.tmc.edu<, <Ckcao@aol.com<, <hogin@WellsFargo.COM<, "Matt Pham" <MPham@splitrock.net<, "monique pham" <petitedesigner@hotmail.com<, "Nguyen, Truong TQ" <Nguyen.Truong.TQ@bhp.com<, "richard castaneda" <starchow6@hotmail.com<, "rosemary nguyen" <rosemarynguyen@hotmail.com<, <Tygerwyn@aol.com< Subject: Fw: Dating Asian Women Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 17:39:10 -0600 Organization: Microsoft Corporation MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_000E_01C0951A.B51C6840" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6600 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2919.6600 X-OriginalArrivalTime: 12 Feb 2001 23:42:54.0560 (UTC) FILETIME=[852B4600:01C0954D] ----- Original Message ----- From: Sam To: Tho Microsoft ; Tho Yahoo ; Thuy ; Yulie Tirayoh ; Allen Tseng ; Tyrone ; Lequi ; Charlie Liu ; Brandon Caraway ; Andrew Cheng ; Pierre Huge ; Nicholas Huynh ; Jane ; Lauren Le ; Nini Le Sent: Monday, February 12, 2001 4:06 PM Subject: Dating Asian Women Don't get offended, it's only a joke...obviously written by some bitter Asian guy. Caucasian women: First date: You get to kiss her good night. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea. Indian women: First date: You meet the girl. Second date: You set the wedding date. Thrid date: The wedding night. Chinese women: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. Vietnamese girls: First date: What first date? ... no such thing Second date: You get married to some girl you've never seen before from overseas. Third date: You divorce, get paid $10,000 from her family (minus a percentage from the guy that set you up).but only after you've helped them all immigrate to Canada or US take your pick. Filipino girls: First date: It took you forever to get a date with this really hot chick of your dreams (that has a killer bod), but she won't let you even kiss her. Second date: She takes you to church and everyone thinks you're really cute and such a nice guy; but you still haven't even kissed her because she's a "proper girl". Third date: You kiss for the first time, but miraculously she ends up pregnant and you have to marry her or her cousins, brothers, uncles, etc., will cut your penis off, and you keep wondering what happened!? Even more miraculous: the kid IS yours! Korean girls: First date: She only went out with you cause she hates the steroid-pumped, chauvinistic Korean guys that are always after her. Second date: She flirts with all your friends, but ignores you. Third date: She's dumped you and is going out with a black guy that is 3 times your size (in every way). She doesn't even "remember" who you are, neither do her friends so you have no chance of ever going out again with a Korean chick cause they all talk and you were an asshole anyway. Japanese women: First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all. Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties. Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she will bid you sayonara as that was her fling before getting married to a Japanese man. Thai girls: First date: You flirted with her while she was giving you a really bad lap dance. Second date: You go play pool, see a movie, or meet at a club and she tells you how she is making so little money here, but better than her computer programming job back in Thailand. You're not really paying attention though because this is the first time you've seen her in the light and without make-up, the smoky haze, and the influence of alcohol.she is BUTT ugly! Third date: She smiles and says hi as she passes you while she's on her way over to the table with all the Chinese/Vietnamese gangsters. She'll spend the rest of the night lap-dancing/smoking/talking with them. You're afraid to look over cause you think you'll get shot or jumped in the parking lot. You vow to never go there again, at least till your friend tells you about "this really hot chick he saw there." And finally ... ABC (American Born Chinese) girls: First date: She met you in a group of people and you were the only Asian guy in the group. In fact you two are the only Asians in the group cause you're both bananas. People think you two should go out cause you're both Chinese." Second date: You go to dim sum, but neither of you can order because neither of you speak Chinese. The waiters give you really bad service, and you don't get any specials. Third date: It doesn't work out, cause you're not Asian enough and she goes back out with some white guy she dated 5 years ago. Eventually they get married and the Asian population diminishes! Or she decides she's a lesbian and goes out with some really Bohemian white chick that's into alternative music. and ends up fighting for some social cause for the rest of her life. You marry an Asian girl and wonder what ever happened to your life...Or...money!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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