RE: mea culpa

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05:26 PM ---------------------------

Lisa Burnett
02/01/2001 12:51 PM
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Subject: RE: mea culpa

Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

Due to the great consternation caused by the
revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my
obligation to give an explanation to the
population for my act of copulation.

I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of
sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through
masturbation, resulted in my fornication.
I accepted her invitation, and provided her with
excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and
liberation.

She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I
wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for
duplication but I insisted upon
termination, in spite of her fascination with
variation.

This has caused me great aggravation, and the
agitation and provocation of the media has resulted in
my humiliation, denigration, and
degradation. My wife is considering castration, which
would require my hospitalization.

Pray that this matter will find culmination in my
sanctification and rehabilitation so that my plans for
nomination to my ultimate vocation will not result in
revocation and termination.I hope this proclamation
has provided illumination and verification and will
prohibit further provocation (or investigation).

Sincerely,
The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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