Election Humor

Have fun.... and a safe Thanksgiving..... Richard

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< < < < < <?????? Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found
< < < < < <?????? themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River,
< < < < < <?????? looking across at the Promised Land.
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< < < < < <?????? The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and
< < < < < <?????? shouted? over to the three surprised Americans, "Contrary
to
< < <what
< < < < < < you
< < < < < <?????? have? been taught, each of you will have to wade across
the
< < <Jordan
< < < < < <?????? River."
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< < < < < <?????? As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he reassured them by
< < < < < <?????? saying, "Don't worry.? You will sink only proportionally
< < < < < <?????? according to your sins on earth.? The more you have sinned
< < < < < <?????? the more you will sink into the water."
< < < < < <
< < < < < <?????? The three American sages of political lore looked at one
< < < < < <?????? another,? trying to determine who shall be the first brave
< soul
< < <to
< < < < < <?????? cross the Jordan River.
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< < < < < <?????? Finally George W. Bush volunteered to go first.? Slowly he
< < < < < <?????? began? to wade out into the river, and slowly the water
< began to
< < < < < <?????? get higher and higher, reaching to his waist.? George
began
< to
< < < < < <?????? sweat, thinking all of his sins were coming back to haunt
< him.
< < <He
< < < < < <?????? was beginning to wonder if he would ever see the other
side.
< < < < < <?????? Finally, after what seemed liked an eternity, he began to
< emerge
< < < < < <?????? on the river's bank.
< < < < < <
< < < < < <?????? As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to
< < < < < <?????? see which one of the other brave souls was going next.? A
< shock
< < < < < <?????? of surprise registered on his face, as he saw Al Gore
almost
< in
< < < < < <?????? the middle of the river and only his ankles barely
touching
< the
< < < < < <?????? water.? He turned to Michael and exclaimed, "I know Al
Gore,
< < < < < <?????? Al? Gore is a friend of mine, and he has sinned much, much
< more
< < < < < <?????? than? that!"
< < < < < <
< < < < < <?????? Before the Archangel Michael could reply, Al Gore shouted
< back,
< < < < < <?????? "I'm standing on Clinton's shoulders!"
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