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< < The cruelty of age
< < < < Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their < < nineties when they got married. They had to wait for Mildred's mother to < < pass away first. Back in those days there was no hanky panky before < marriage < < so Chester and Mildred were both still virgins. Needless to say Chester < was < < pretty excited on their wedding night. Having waited so patiently all < these < < years. However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a < < heart condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not do < it. < < Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up. He < detects < a < < little reluctance on her part. Thinking that she is shy he sends her off < to < < the bathroom to get undressed. When she reappears in her silk sateen < nightie < < he gets her to sit next to him on the bed. Not knowing how to get things < < started he pulls the first strap on her nightie. She blushes just as red < as < < her silk sateen nightie. She is really concerned about telling Chester < about < < her heart condition. < < < < In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen since < his < < own mothers. It is hanging there down to her belly button; gravity < having < < taken it's course over some ninety years. He realizes her anxiety but < < figures < < she is going have to be helped a little more. Now he pulls the second < strap < < and sees the second breast unroll downward before him. < < < < Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester < < about her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering up all her < courage, < < she < < says "Chester I have acute angina". < < Chester says " I sure hope so. Your tits look like hell." <
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