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From:richard.hrabal@enron.com
To:joe.errigo@enron.com, jay.wills@enron.com, don.baughman@enron.com,rudy.acevedo@enron.com, cyril.price@enron.com, john.kinser@enron.com, larry.jester@enron.com, jason.choate@enron.com, juan.hernandez@enron.com, wayne.herndon@enron.com, lawrence.clayt
Subject:Mildred & Chester
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Date:Tue, 7 Nov 2000 02:23:00 -0800 (PST)

< < The cruelty of age
< <
< < Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their
< < nineties when they got married. They had to wait for Mildred's mother to
< < pass away first. Back in those days there was no hanky panky before
< marriage
< < so Chester and Mildred were both still virgins. Needless to say Chester
< was
< < pretty excited on their wedding night. Having waited so patiently all
< these
< < years. However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a
< < heart condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not do
< it.
< < Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up. He
< detects
< a
< < little reluctance on her part. Thinking that she is shy he sends her off
< to
< < the bathroom to get undressed. When she reappears in her silk sateen
< nightie
< < he gets her to sit next to him on the bed. Not knowing how to get things
< < started he pulls the first strap on her nightie. She blushes just as red
< as
< < her silk sateen nightie. She is really concerned about telling Chester
< about
< < her heart condition.
< <
< < In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen since
< his
< < own mothers. It is hanging there down to her belly button; gravity
< having
< < taken it's course over some ninety years. He realizes her anxiety but
< < figures
< < she is going have to be helped a little more. Now he pulls the second
< strap
< < and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.
< <
< < Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester
< < about her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering up all her
< courage,
< < she
< < says "Chester I have acute angina".
< < Chester says " I sure hope so. Your tits look like hell."
<