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---------------------- Forwarded by Larry F Campbell/NA/Enron on 01/31/2001
03:13 PM --------------------------- "chi nguyen" <chi325@hotmail.com< on 01/31/2001 02:29:32 PM To: Diana_Sanchez@enron.net, LLam21@hotmail.com, Dudley@ceimail.com, s_trevino25@hotmail.com, erin@tisd.net, SaraG@houston.rr.com, sahar3@hotmail.com, julsvu@hotmail.com, mqdo@yahoo.com, sarahmyu@hotmail.com, Lomani26@CS.COM, VUSTA@AOL.COM, lcampbel@enron.com, bobaymon@aol.com, sy@telescan.com, yellonero@aol.com, grace0706@yahoo.com, mluu219@hotmail.com, pon_v@email.msn.com cc: Subject: <From: "Tran, Yen" <YenT@Palacios.k12.tx.us< <To: "Blackwell, Teresa" <TeresaB@Palacios.k12.tx.us<, "Erdelt, Mary <Kathryn" <MaryE@Palacios.k12.tx.us<, "Erdelt, Andy" <<AndyE@Palacios.k12.tx.us<, "Fiorini, Cathy" <CathyF@Palacios.k12.tx.us<, <"Huffman, Yvette" <YvetteH@Palacios.k12.tx.us<, "'chi325@hotmail.com'" <<chi325@hotmail.com< <Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2001 10:24:11 -0600 < < < < < < Subject: Proof < < < < < < < < < < << < < < < << < < Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars < < < < < < < had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they < < < < < < < offered their evidence: < < < < < < < < < < < < < < THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN: < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 1. His first name was Jesus < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 2. He was bilingual < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities < < < < < < < < < < < < < < But then there were equally good arguments that....... < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < JESUS WAS BLACK 1. He called everybody "brother" < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 2. He liked Gospel < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 3. He couldn't get a fair trial < < < < < < < < < < < < < < But then there were equally good arguments that....... < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < JESUS WAS JEWISH < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 1. He went into His Father's business < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 2. He lived at home until he was 33 < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother < < < < < < < was sure he was God < < < < < < < < < < < < < < But then there were equally good arguments that....... < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < JESUS WAS ITALIAN < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 1. He talked with his hands < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 2. He had wine with every meal < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 3. He used olive oil < < < < < < < < < < < < < < But then there were equally good arguments that....... < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 1. He never cut his hair < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 2. He walked around barefoot < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 3. He started a new religion < < < < < < < < < < < < < < But then there were equally good arguments that....... < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < JESUS WAS IRISH < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 1. He never got married < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 2. He was always telling stories < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 3. He loved green pastures < < < < < < < < < < < < < < But perhaps the most compelling evidence......... < < < < < < < < < < < < < < THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN ...... < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when < < < < < < < there was no food < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch < < < < < < < of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT < < < < < < < < < < < < < < 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because < < < < < < < there was more work for him to do < < < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com
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