Signs that you've already grown up

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Allison Damon <adamon@deloitte.com< on 11/20/2000 11:01:00 AM
To: tdamon@brazosport.cc.tx.us, Stewart@Mallia.com, Don.Baughman@enron.com,
Gary Vilas <gvilas@deloitte.com<, Michael Lednicky <mlednicky@deloitte.com<,
Jennifer Coates <jecoates@deloitte.com<, Richard Leonard
<rleonard@deloitte.com<, Allison Damon <adamon@deloitte.com<
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Subject: Signs that you've already grown up

26 signs you've already grown up

a) Your potted plants stay alive!

b) Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.

c) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

d) You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

e) You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel

f) 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep

g) Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup

h) You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7

i) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up"

j) You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next
door don't know how to turn down the stereo.

k) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

l) You don't know what time TacoBell closes anymore.

m) Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

n) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's

o) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt

p) You no longer take naps from noon to 6p.m.

q) Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of
one.

r) MTV News is no longer your primary source for information

s) You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms
and pregnancy test kits

t) A $4.00 bottle of wine is nolonger "pretty good stuff."
(could this be Boone's Farm)

u) You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

v) Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi, and
Ding Dongs

w) "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again."

x) Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work

y) You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar

z) You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't
apply to you.