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TOP 10 WAYS TO BE THE FUNNIEST GUY IN YOUR OFFICE

10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath
even if they don't, and then punch them in the face.

9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After
everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone
you were kidding and call them a bunch of queers.

8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. In the
meeting pretend you're hocking up a loogie, spit it into
a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say
"BEAT THAT!"

7. Inform a male co-worker that he would make a good
hooker, then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a
good ass fucking.

6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand
down the front of your pants.

5. Answer every question with " Fucked if I know...",
then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match
their race

4. Brag about the fact that you carry a gun, and keep
playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty and go
around shaking everyone's hand.

3. Run down the hall with your dick out spraying piss
everywhere yelling "It wont stop! God help me it wont
stop!" Then when it does, look down and say, "Oh! I must have
broke it."

2. Ask to borrow a co-worker's expensive pen- Bring it
to the bathroom and stick it up your ass- return it to
the person and tell them that it smells bad and tell them to
smell it- when they say that it smells, say "It should - - I
had it up
my ass!"

1. Shit on your office floor and when someone comes in
and sees it tell them it's the fake rubber kind. When they try
to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of real shit
- - laugh
and embarrass him in front of everyone.