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-----Original Message----- From: Muschar, Daniel Sent: Monday, July 30, 2001 12:53 PM To: Makkai, Peter Subject: FW: Bingo -----Original Message----- From: JOHN A PETRICK [mailto:jack_petrick@PRODIGY.NET] Sent: Sunday, July 29, 2001 5:04 PM To: Undisclosed-Recipient:@pimout2-int.prodigy.net; Subject: Fw: Bingo To all my friends who still work (or don't work) and attend meetings, seminers, conference calls,etc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bullshit Bingo Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all that! How To Play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT! Synergy Strategic Fit Gap Analysis Best Practice Bottom Line Revisit Bandwidth Hardball Out of the Loop Benchmark Value Added Proactive Win Win Think Outside the Box Fast Track Result Driven Empower (or) Empowerment Knowledge Base Total Quality (or) Quality Driven Touch Base Mindset Client Focus(ed) Ball Park Game Plan Leverage Testimonials from satisfied players: "I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I won." -Jack W. -Boston "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." -David D. -Miami "What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." -Bill R. -New York City "The atmosphere was tense during the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the 5th box." -Ben G. -Denver "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'Bullshit' for the third time in 2 hours." -Kathleen L. -Atlanta
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