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< <1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
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< <2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
< <Holland called Holes?
< <3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
< <4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
< <5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
< <6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
< <7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you
< <put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
< <8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
< <9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread
< <to begin with.
< <10. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
< <11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
<person
< <drives a race car not called a racist?
< <12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
< <13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
< <14. Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?
< <15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
<language.
< <Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
< <16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
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< <that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
< <cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons
< <debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
< <17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
< <18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
< <19. What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
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< <20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
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< <more as they get older, then it dawned on me .....
< <they're cramming for their final exam.
< <21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
< <spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers
< <use? Toothpicks?
< <22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
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< <are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
< <pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for
< <them while they delivered the mail?
< <23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
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< <the others here for?
< <24. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
< <25. No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is
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< <26. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
< <zigzag?
< <27. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next
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< <went nuts.
< <28. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
< <29. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
< <30. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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