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<From: Bonnie Park <bonniepark@yahoo.com< <To: Jesse Chang <JChangMD@jcservicesinc.net<, Angela Chao <<soundofmusic123_2000@yahoo.com<, Melissa Dudley <<mdudley@ashtonwoods.com<, Simon Ho <lithcon@hotmail.com<, Jennifer Ju <<jennifer_ju@yahoo.com<, Ja-Hyun Jung <nature0325@hanmail.net<, Min-Jung <Kang <minkwi@yahoo.com<, Tina Khvang <ckhvang@soes.com<, Eun-Jung Kim <<eunice308@email.lycos.co.kr<, So-Young Lee <hasonlee@hotmail.com<, <Sook-young Moon <zizixx2@hanmail.net<, Chi Nguyen <chi325@hotmail.com<, <Hung Nguyen <hnguyen_kc@yahoo.com<, Gun-hee Park <geun73@hanmail.net<, <Hwa-Young Park <shinyhowa@hanmail.net<, Min Kyoung Park <<park1884@unitel.co.kr<, Quan <mqdo@yahoo.com<, "Anh H. Regent" <<aregent@hirschwest.com<, Eddy Song <esong@tmplaw.com<, Teddy <<thuynh@excel.com<, Pon Vongsombath <ponvong@hotmail.com<, Sarah Yu <<sarahmyu@hotmail.com<, Sharon Yu <sharonwongyu@yahoo.com<, Jean Yuan <<jeannie4ever@hotmail.com< <Subject: MATH <Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2001 11:10:35 -0700 (PDT) < <ROMANCE MATHEMATICS. < <Smart man + smart woman = romance <Smart man + dumb woman = affair <Dumd man + smart woman = marriage <Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy < <OFFICE ARITHMETICS. < <Smart boss + smart employee = profit <Smart boss + dumb employee = production <Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion <Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime < <SHOPPING MATH. < <A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. <A women will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. < <GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS. < <A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. <A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. <A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. <A successful woman in one who can find such a man. < <HAPPINESS. < <To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a <little. <To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to <understand her at all. < <MEMORY. < <Any married man should forget his mistakes, <there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. < <APPEARANCE. < <Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. <Women somehow deteriorate during the night. < <PROPENSITY TO CHANGE. < <A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. <A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. < <DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE. < <A woman has the last word in any argument. <Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <__________________________________________________ <Do You Yahoo!? <Make international calls for as low as $.04/minute with Yahoo! Messenger <http://phonecard.yahoo.com/ _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp
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