Fwd: Fw: Dr. Suess in Florida

< <Can we count them with our nose?
< <Can we count them with our toes?
< <Should we count them with a band?
< <Should we count them all by hand?
< <If I do not like the count,
< <I will simply throw them out.
< <
< <I will not let this vote count stand.
< <I do not like them, AL GORE I am.
< <Can we change these numbers here?
< <Can we change them, calm my fears?
< <What do you mean, Dubya has won?
< <This is not fair, this is not fun.
< <Let's count them upside down this time.
< <Let's count until the state is mine.
< <
< <I will not let this VOTE count stand.
< <I do not like it, AL GORE I am.
< <I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit.
< <You have not heard the last of it.
< <I'll count the ballots one by one
< <And hold each one up to the sun.
< <I'll count, recount, and count some more.
< <You'll grow to hate this little chore.
< <
< <But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand.
< <I do not like it, Al Gore I am.
< <I won' t leave office, I'm stayin' here.
< <I've glued my desk chair to my rear.
< <Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba, too,
< <all telling me that I should sue.
< <We find the Electoral College vile.
< <RECOUNT the votes until I smile.
< <
< <We do not want this vote to stand.
< <We do not like it, AL GORE I am.
< <
< <How shall we count this ballot box?
< <Let's count it standing in our socks.
< <Shall we count this one in a tree?
< <And who shall count it, you or me?
< <We cannot, cannot count enough.
< <We must not stop, we must be tough.
< <I do not want this vote to stand.
< <I do not like it, AL GORE I am.
< <I've counted till my fingers bleed.
< <And still can't fulfill my counting need.
< <I'll count the tiles on the floor.
< <I'll count, and count, and count some more.
< <And I will not say that I am done
< <Until the counting says I've won.
< <
< <I will not let this vote count stand.
< <I do not like it, AL GORE I am.
< <What's that? What are you trying to say?
< <You think the current count should stay?
< <You do not like my counting schemes?
< <It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?
< <Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see.
< <Your only care should be for me.
< <I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!
< <I DO NOT LIKE IT. AL GORE I AM!
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