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---------------------- Forwarded by Kayne Coulter/HOU/ECT on 11/30/2000 11:36
AM --------------------------- Gary and Donna Holtz <dgholtz@yahoo.com< on 11/30/2000 11:28:17 AM To: Mary and Bill Holtz <mary@jvlnet.com< cc: Subject: No Sh*t! < < < Read on, my friends, this is priceless! < < :-< For some time many of us have wondered just who < is Jack Schitt? < :-< < :-< We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, < "You don't know Jack < Schitt!" < :-< Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can < now respond in an < intellectual way. < :-< Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe < Schitt. < :-< Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. < Schitt, the owner of < Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. < :-< They had one son, Jack. < :-< In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. < :-< The deeply religious couple produced six < children: < :-< Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull < Schitt, and the twins Deap < Schitt and Dip Schitt. < :-< Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt < married Dumb Schitt, a high < school dropout. < :-< After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe < Schitt divorced. < :-< Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, < because her kids were living < with them, she wanted to < :-< keep her previous name. She was then known as < Noe Schitt Sherlock. < :-< Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and < :-< they produced a son with a rather nervous < disposition named Chicken < Schitt. < :-< Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and < Giva Schitt, < :-< were inseparable throughout childhood and < subsequently married the < Happens < :-< brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding < announcement in the < :-< newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. < :-< The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and < Hoarse. < :-< Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour < the world. He recently < returned from Italy < :-< with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. < :-< Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack < Schitt," you can correct < them. < :-< < :-< Sincerely, < :-< Crock O. Schitt < :-< < ____________________________________________________________ < :-< _________________________ < :-< Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer < download : < http://explorer.msn.com < __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/
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