OCTIPIE

A little humor for your Tuesday morning..... LATE

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< < <A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a
< < <stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented
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< < <He can play any musical instrument in the world.
< < <He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot,
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< < <so he says
< < <that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus
< < <can't play.
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< < <A guy walks up to the bar with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus.
< < <The octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimmy
< < <Hendrix, just rippin' it
< < <up.
< < <So the man pays his $50.00
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< < <Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet
< < <better than Dizzie Gillespie.
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< < <So the man pays his $50.00
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< < <A Scotsman named Stuart walks up to the bar with a set of bagpipes. He
< < <sits them down beside the octopus. The octopus fumbles with it for a
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< < <and
< < <sits it down with a confused look on his face.
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< < <"Ha!" the Stuart says. "Ye canna' play it, can ye?"
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< < <The octopus looks up at the Scotsman and says, "Play it? I'm going to
< < <fuck it as soon as I can figure how to get its pajamas off"
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