NU joke

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Subject: NU joke

< A Kansas State Wildcat fan used to amuse
< himself by scaring every
< < < Nebraska fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in
their
< < < obnoxious red and white colors. He would swerve his van as if to hit
< < < them, and then he would swerve back on the road just before hitting
< < < them.
< < <
< < < One day, as the van driver was driving along, he saw a priest. He
< < < thought he would do a good deed and pulled the van over. He asked
the
< < < priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at
St.
< < < Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road," replied the
priest.
< < <
< < < "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!" The priest
< < < climbed
< < < into the passenger seat, and the van continued down the road.
< < < Suddenly,
< < < the driver saw a Nebraska fan strutting down the road, and
< < < instinctively,
< < < he swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, just in time, he swerved
< < < back
< < < to the road, narrowly missing the guy.
< < <
< < < Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud
< < < "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in
< < < his mirrors, but he didn't see anything.
< < <
< < < He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and
< < < said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Nebraska fan." "That's
< < < OK," replied the priest. "I got him with the door."