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Subject: Fw: Lion one liners
< << < < << < < << < < << < < << < < < < << < < < < << < < < Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & < << < < < the Taliban? < << < < < A. The Taliban has a running game < << < < < < << < < < Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10? < << < < < A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 < << < < < < << < < < Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in < << < < < common? < << < < < A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell < << < < < "Jesus Christ" ! < << < < < < << < < < Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard? < << < < < A. Put up goal posts < << < < < < << < < < Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado? < << < < < A. To the Silverdone - they never get a touchdown < << < < < there! < << < < < < << < < < Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl < << < < < ring? < << < < < A. A thief < << < < < < << < < < Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football < << < < < team? < << < < < A. Because then Detroit would want one < << < < < < << < < < Q. Why was Marty Mornhinweg upset when the Detroit < << < < < Lions playbook was stolen? < << < < < A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. < << < < < < << < < < Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and < << < < < a dollar bill? < << < < < A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar < << < < < < << < < < Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a < << < < < Superbowl? < << < < < A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! < << < < < < << < < < Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV < << < < < watching the SuperBowl? < << < < < A. The Detroit Lions < << < < < < << < < < Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in < << < < < common? < << < < < A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road < << < < < < << < < < < << < < < ________________________________________________ < << < < << < GO LIONS!!
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