Fun with Letters

I only forward the good ones; I have very high standards.
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?Subject: New Words of the Week

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< The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked?readers to take a word
from? the dictionary,??
?alter it by adding, subtracting, or?changing one letter,?and supply a new
definition.
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< Here are some recent winners:
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< Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,?which lasts until you
< realize it was your money to start with.
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< Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
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< Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for?the purpose of
getting?laid.
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< Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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< Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic?wit and the person
who?doesn't get it.
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< Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you?are running late.
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< Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
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< Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got?extra credit)
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< Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending?off all these really
bad
< vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and?it's like, a
serious?bummer.
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< Glibido: All talk and no action.
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< Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem?smarter when they
< come at you rapidly.
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< And, the pick of the literature:
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< Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an?asshole.
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Insanity is doing the same thing over
and over again and expecting different
results. - Albert Einstein

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