PP - this one's for you

< FEMALE FLYERS
< < As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave
< the
< < passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally,
< she
< < said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith
< < Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."
< <
< < Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did hear her right; is
<
< < the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda. When the
< < attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you
< < right? Is the captain a woman?"
< <
< < "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
< <
< < "My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
< know
< < what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
< <
< < "That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
< < cockpit."

Nancy
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