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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%."
<Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of <all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How <does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following. < <IF : < <A = 1 <B = 2 <C = 3 <D = 4 <E = 5 <F = 6 <G = 7 <H = 8 <I = 9 <J = 10 <K = 11 <L = 12 <M = 13 <N = 14 <O = 15 <P = 16 <Q = 17 <R = 18 <S = 19 <T = 20 <U = 21 <V = 22 <W = 23 <X = 24 <Y = 25 <Z = 26 < < <Then: < <H A R D W O R K = <8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98% < <Similarly, < <K N O W L E D G E = <11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96% < <But interesting (and as you'd expect), < <A T T I T U D E = <1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE. < <But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is < <B U L L S H I T = <2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% < <So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper <management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to <exceed 100%!
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