Divorce Hearing

A judge was interviewing a woman about her pending divorce. He sat her
<down in his office and asked, "Now, what are your grounds?"
<
<She replied, "About two acres, and a nice little house in the middle and
<a stream running by."
<
<"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It's made
<of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
<
<"I mean," he said, "What are your relations like?" The woman said, "I
<have an aunt and an uncle living here in town, and my husband's
<parents."
<
<Becoming frustrated, the judge said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No,"
<she replied, "Just a two-car carport."
<
<"Ma'am," he tried again, "Is there fidelity in your marriage?" "Well,
<both my son and daughter have stereos," she replied. "Though we don't
<really like that noise they call music."
<
<The judge sighed. "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes,"
<she responded, "About three times a week he gets up before me and makes
<breakfast."
<
<Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a
<divorce?"
<
<"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I never wanted one. My
<husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!!!"