FW: Fw: The Divorce!

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From: Green, Tonya [mailto:tgreen@novoste.com]
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Subject: FW: Fw: The Divorce!

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From: ELAINE WATSON [mailto:EWATSON@lanierclothes.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2001 1:02 PM
To: Melanie Rivers; 'Tonya'; Darlene Stephens; 'Shelly'
Subject: FW: Fw: The Divorce!

This is too cute!
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< THE DIVORCE
< <An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in
< <New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day,
< <but I have to tell you that your mother and I
< <are divorcing; forty-five years
< <of misery is enough!".
< <
< <"Pop, what are you talking about?!", the son
< <screams.
< <
< <"We can't stand the sight of each other any
< <longer," the old man says. "We're sick of
< <each other, and I'm sick of talking about
< <this, so you call your sister in Chicago and
< <tell her," and he hangs up.
< <
< <Frantic, the son calls his sister who
< <explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're
< <getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take
< <care of this!"
< <
< <She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at
< <the old man, "you are NOT getting divorced.
< <Don't do a single thing until I get there.
< <I'm calling my brother back
< <and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until
< <then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?" and
< <hangs up.
< <
< <The old man hangs up his phone and turns to
< <his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming
< <for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares.
< <Now what do we tell them for
< <Christmas?"
<
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