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Claudette Montgomery Office Administration Ph. 281-618-6020 Fax. 281-618-6683 E-Mail cmontgomery@kmg.com -----Original Message----- From: Galloway, Shawn Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 5:34 PM To: Montgomery, Claudette; McDowell, Sherri; Guy, Kelly; Bennett, Leah; Stephanie Young (E-mail); Terri Galloway (E-mail); Tiffany Neal (E-mail); Tricia Fisher (E-mail); Joey Galloway (E-mail); Carol Anne Sostarich (E-mail); Christy Wilkinson (E-mail); Debra J. Dolan (E-mail); Doyle Galloway (E-mail); Geneva Linder (E-mail) (E-mail); Gayle Britt (E-mail); Lou & Amber Easley (E-mail); Margaret May [work] (E-mail); Ramsey A. Fahel (E-mail) Subject: FW: Fw: Stages of Life < < GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE < < LEARNED: < < < < 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. < < < < < < 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her < < brush your hair. < < < < 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They < < always catch the second person. < < < < 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. < < < < < < 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. < < < < 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. < < < < 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same < < time. < < < < 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of < < milk. < < < < 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. < < < < 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's < < lap. < < < < < < GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: < < < < 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. < < < < < < 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. < < < < 3) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a < < few nuts. < < < < 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that < < held its ground. < < < < 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the < < inside. < < < < 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the < < fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD < < < < 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. < < < < 2) Forget the health food. I need all the < < preservatives I can get. < < < < 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do < < while you're down there. < < < < 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation < < from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller < < coaster. < < < < 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but < < nobody bothers to ask you the questions. < < < < 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy < < beautician. < < < < 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes < < alone. < < < < < < THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: < < < < 1) You believe in Santa Claus. < < < < 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. < < < < 3) You are Santa Claus. < < < < 4) You look like Santa Claus. Pass this on to people < < with sense of humor! < < < < < < < < __________________________________________________ < < Do You Yahoo!? < < Find a job, post your resume. < < http://careers.yahoo.com <
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