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-----Original Message----- From: Michael Dowell [mailto:Michael.Dowell@HALLIBURTON.com] Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2001 3:15 PM To: Bill/Jody Dowell (E-mail); Bonnie Derrett (E-mail); Home (E-mail); Warren/Anne Holmgreen (E-mail); Raymond Soliz; Perry & Karen Taylor (E-mail); Villalobos, Patricia; Mary Shaygan (E-mail 2); Joe Harris (E-mail) Subject: New Facts About Chocolate... < New Facts About Chocolate... < < I thought you could learn a few new things about chocolate. < Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from cacao < beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar < BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, < chocolate is a vegetable. < < < To go one step farther, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is < dairy. So candy bars are a health food. < < < Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all < count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. < < < The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot < car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. < < < Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off < your appetite, and you'll eat less. < < < If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. < Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to < protect themselves. < < < If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, the < calories actually counteract each other. < < < Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. < Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate. < < < Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That < way, at least you'll get one thing done. < < < A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories < in < one place. Now, isn't that handy? < < < If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if < you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? < < < If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An < entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, < can < you?! < < <
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