FW: Police Officer / joke

< <A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
< <exchange:
< <Officer:
< <May I see your driver's license?
< <Driver:
< <I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
< <Officer:
< <May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
< <Driver:
< <It's not my car. I stole it.
< <Officer:
< <The car is stolen?
< <Driver:
< <That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in
< the
< <glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
< <Officer:
< <There's a gun in the glove box?
< <Driver:
< <Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who own=
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< <this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
< <Officer:
< <There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
< <Driver:
< <Yes, sir.
< <Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
< <quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
< <handle the tense situation:
< <Captain:
< <Sir, can I see your license?
< <Driver:
< <Sure. Here it is.
< <It was valid.
< <Captain:
< <Who's car is this?
< <Driver:
< <It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
< <The driver owned the car.
< <Captain:
< <Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it=
?
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< <Driver:
< <Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
< <Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
< <Captain:
< <Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in
< it.
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< <Driver:
< <No problem.
< <Trunk is opened; no body.
< <Captain:
< <I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you
< <didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and tha=
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< <there was a dead body in the trunk.
< <Driver:
< <Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too
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< <=7F
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