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-----Original Message----- From: judy pavlicek [mailto:judypavlicek@hotmail.com] Sent: Thursday, November 08, 2001 8:08 AM To: awalters@gvec.net; ashleyworthing@hotmail.com; BeckyM@wcjc.cc.tx.us; bernadettel@Wedgegroup.com; bonbernice@ev1.net; cjedlicka@texanamhmr.com; clint_kalina@hotmail.com; cwmeldy4u@aol.com; dannycrane@hotmail.com; hotz71@yahoo.com; jeremy8899@wcnet.net; barker_jill@hotmail.com; k_sab8@hotmail.com; TAYLOR-532@PRODIGY.NET; luckylagergirl@hotmail.com; red4x4gmc@hotmail.com Subject: fwd: Rules <<<guys- this might be good, girls- is this really true????? <<< <<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<< Things guys should know about girls: <<<<<<<<< 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find <<<<<<<<<out. <<<<<<<<< 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you <<<<<<<<<as much as you enjoy listening. <<<<<<<<< 3. Don't say you understand when you <<<<<<<<<don't. <<<<<<<<< 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the <<<<<<<<<Prettiest! <<<<<<<<< 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like <<<<<<<<<you know what it's like. <<<<<<<<< 6. Saying something sweet might get you <<<<<<<<<off the hook; doing something sweet will always get <<<<<<<<< you off the hook. <<<<<<<<< 7. Don't you talk about having a big <<<<<<<<<Dick; we know you don't. <<<<<<<<< 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; <<<<<<<<<not girls that want relationships. <<<<<<<<< 9. We don't like it when you act like <<<<<<<<<Mr. Big. <<<<<<<<< 10. A system in your car only impresses <<<<<<<<<your homeboys not us. <<<<<<<<< 11. No matter what you say, your <<<<<<<<<ex-girlfriend is a hoe. <<<<<<<<< 12. It's good to be sensitive, <<<<<<<<<sometimes. <<<<<<<<< 13. If you did something wrong, or even <<<<<<<<<if you didn't, apologize. <<<<<<<<< 14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie <<<<<<<<<won't always cut it. <<<<<<<<< 15. We are self-conscious by nature; we <<<<<<<<<can't help it. <<<<<<<<< 16. We are DrAmA queens. <<<<<<<<< 17. Fashion police do exist. <<<<<<<<< 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you <<<<<<<<<are nice you just might get it. <<<<<<<<< 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about <<<<<<<<<monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything <<<<<<<<< else you and your friends talk <<<<<<<<<about. <<<<<<<<< 20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all <<<<<<<<<times. <<<<<<<<< 21.eWe don't shave our legs everyday so <<<<<<<<<get over it. <<<<<<<<< 22. Don't make bets about us; we always <<<<<<<<<find out. <<<<<<<<< 23. Shave; no matter how cool you think <<<<<<<<<your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. <<<<<<<<< 24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, <<<<<<<<<fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. <<<<<<<<< 25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela <<<<<<<<<Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. <<<<<<<<< ( u have a better shot at ours than <<<<<<<<<you ever will with hers) <<<<<<<<< 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. <<<<<<<<< 27. We are beautiful at all times. <<<<<<<<< 28. We will always think we are fat, so <<<<<<<<<humor us and tell us we aren't. <<<<<<<<< 29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, <<<<<<<<<knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a <<<<<<<<< stick, so why the hell can't you piss <<<<<<<<<in the toilet and not on it. <<<<<<<<< 30. Most importantly: we are always <<<<<<<<<right; so don't forget <<<<<<<<< it. <<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<
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