FW: This is a good one!

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Subject: FW: This is a good one!

Mike Dowell

Special Projects Group
Kellogg Brown and Root
713.753.4834
michael.dowell@halliburton.com

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< < A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
< stayed
< < home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear
< Lord,
< < I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
< < home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in
< < our
< < bodies."
< < God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
< < sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
< his
< < mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
< breakfast,
< < packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the
< < dry
< < cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out
< < money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power
< company
< < and
< < the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home
< and
< < put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the
< < dog.
< < Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
< < laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
< < school to
< < pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set
< < out
< < cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then
< < setup the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
< < At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing greens for salad, breaded
< < the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he
< cleaned
< < the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and
< put
< < them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
< < weren't
< < finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love -- which he
< < managed to get through without complaint.
< <
< < The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
< < "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
< wife's
< < being
< < able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
< <
< < The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
< < learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
< < they
< < were.You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night.
< <
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