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Nicole < < < < < < 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" < < < < < < < < < < < < 1. Everyone around you has an attitude < < < < < < problem. < < < < < < < < < < < < 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your < < < < < < cheese omelet. < < < < < < < < < < < < 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of < < < < < < your jeans. < < < < < < < < < < < < 4. Everyone is suddenly agreeing to < < < < < < everything you say. < < < < < < < < < < < < 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial < < < < < < up every bumper sticker that says: < < < < < < "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-." < < < < < < < < < < < < 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation < < < < < < to batting-practice. < < < < < < < < < < < < 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's < < < < < < male. < < < < < < < < < < < < 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon < < < < < < bigger than Super Plus. < < < < < < < < < < < < 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to < < < < < < drive you crazy. < < < < < < < < < < < < 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you < < < < < < bought it yesterday. < < < < < < < < < < < < TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND < < < < < < < < < < < < 10. Cats' facial expressions. < < < < < < < < < < < < 9. The need for the same style of shoes in < < < < < < different colors. < < < < < < < < < < < < 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. < < < < < < < < < < < < 7. Fat clothes. < < < < < < < < < < < < 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat < < < < < < your best time. < < < < < < < < < < < < 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, < < < < < < off-white, and eggshell. < < < < < < < < < < < < 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. < < < < < < < < < < < < 3. Eyelash curlers. < < < < < < < < < < < < 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale < < < < < < ever made. < < < < < < < < < < < < AND, the Number One thing only women < < < < < < understand: < < < < < < < < < < < < 1. OTHER WOMEN < < < < < < < < < < < < Send this to the bright, funny women you < < < < < < know and make their day. < < < < < < < < < < < < WE ALL NEED TO SMILE !!!!!!! < < < < < <
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