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From:l..schrab@enron.com
To:tom.donohoe@enron.com
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Date:Fri, 19 Oct 2001 10:03:28 -0700 (PDT)



< Thought you would find this of interest...
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< <I'm a Bad American: Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2001
< <
< <Written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and hunter/naturalists, upon
< <hearing that California Senators B. Boxer and D. Feinstein denounced
< <him for being a "gun owner" and a "Rock Star". This was his response
< <after telling the senators about his past contributions to children's
< <charities and scholarship foundations which have totaled more than
< <$13.7 million in the last 5 years!!
< <
< <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
< <
< <I'm a Bad American-this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big
< <trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women. I
< believe
< <the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel
< <governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it
< away
<
< <to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing
< <compassionate. I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a
< <killer. I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might. I
< <think I'm doing better than the homeless. I don't think being a
< <minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be
< <tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad.
< <This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others
< expectations.
<
< <I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
< <
< <I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just
< <don't feel like everyone else should have to. I believe that if you
< <are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel
< room
<
< <you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American
< <citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers
< shouldn't
< <have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born
< in
<
< <to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will. Get over it.
< <
< <I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're
< <running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't
< understand
<
< <the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line. I
< don't
<
< <use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
< <opinions or actions. I know how to count votes and I feel much safer
< <letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when
< <needed. I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based
< on
< <the word "is"-ever.
< <
< <I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you
< <qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans,
< <etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing
< <else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school
< <education because they can't afford it. I didn't take the initiative
< <in inventing the Internet.
< <
< <I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny. I want them to bring back safe
< <and sane fireworks. I believe no one ever died because of something
< <Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I
< <want to listen to that junk from someone else's car when I'm stopped
< at
<
< <a red light. But I respect your right to.
< <
< <I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
< <than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box. I don't want to eat
< or
<
< <drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
<
< Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives
< in
< vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me
< it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.
< The
< guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they
< meant
< what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be
< trouble.
< <
< <I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake.
< <I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our
< <forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop
< <blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and
< remember,
< <tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved
< too
< <- it was wrong for every one of them.
<
< I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than
< a
< Hell's Angel with an attitude.
<
< I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie
< Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.
<
< I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be
< allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will
< serve
< the time.
< <
< <I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
< <continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next
< <operating system that's better and put your name on the building.
< Ask
< <your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.
<
< I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes
< me
< mad.
< You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled,
< another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of
< this
< country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male. If
< someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need
< more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.
< <
< <I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
<
< I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a
< parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say
< "NO!" whenit's necessary to do so.
<
< I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller. I
< didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
< <
< <I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep
< <silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this
< <country allowed me that right. I will not conform or compromise just
< <to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor
< <disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would
< <like the world to believe otherwise.
< <
< <Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American.
< But
<
< <that's tough!!
<
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