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You guys should enjoy this--especially the last one. Reed, you never called
back you wimpy Pantani butt pirate. I've got a big case settling and am more likely going to have a shot at blasting out for a couple days of fishing. Let me know whether fishing is worth a shit out there. DF ---------------------- Forwarded by Drew Fossum/ET&S/Enron on 07/21/2000 09:51 AM --------------------------- "Baird, Kate" <Kbaird@FirstRate.com< on 07/19/2000 10:09:35 AM To: "Drew Fossum [Drew_Fossum@enron.com] (E-mail)" <Drew_Fossum@enron.com<, "Steve Egert (E-mail)" <Egert_Steve@emc.com<, "Oyola, Jennie" <JOyola@FirstRate.com<, "Graham, Curt" <CGraham@FirstRate.com<, "Stone, Jud" <JStone@FirstRate.com< cc: Subject: FW: Keep reading, some of these are really funny!?And the last one is great! ? ----- Original Message ----- Subject: Fw: < These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken < down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of < staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place: < < -------------------------------------------------------- < < Q: What is your date of birth? < A: July fifteenth. < Q: What year? < A: Every year. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? < A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? < A: Yes. < Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? < A: I forget. < Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've < forgotten? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? < A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. < Q: How long has he lived with you? < A: Forty-five years. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke < that morning? < A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" < Q: And why did that upset you? < A: My name is Susan. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: And where was the location of the accident? < A: Approximately milepost 499. < Q: And where is milepost 499? < A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Sir, what is your IQ? < A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? < A: After the accident? < Q: Before the accident. < A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or < the occult? < A: We both do. < Q: Voodoo? < A: We do. < Q: You do? < A: Yes, voodoo. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue < lights flashing? < A: Yes. < Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? < A: Yes, sir. < Q: What did she say? < A: What disco am I at? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he < doesn't know about it until the next morning? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth? < A: Yes. < Q: And what were you doing at that time? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: She had three children, right? < A: Yes. < Q: How many were boys? < A: None. < Q: Were there any girls? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? < A: Yes. < Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: How was your first marriage terminated? < A: By death. < Q: And by whose death was it terminated? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Can you describe the individual? < A: He was about medium height and had a beard. < Q: Was this a male, or a female? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition < notice which I sent to your attorney? < A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? < A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. < < +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? < A: Oral. < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? < A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. < Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? < A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an < autopsy. < < +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? < < ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ < < Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a < pulse? < A: No. < Q: Did you check for blood pressure? < A: No. < Q: Did you check for breathing? < A: No. < Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began < the autopsy? < A: No. < Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? < A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. < Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? < A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing < law somewhere.
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