Etiquette - rerun

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"Marcantel MM (Mitch)" <MMMarcantel@equiva.com< on 09/21/2000 06:47:47 AM
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"'Chad.Landry@enron.com'" <Chad.Landry@enron.com<
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Subject: Etiquette - rerun

NIce Man! Especially #10

Blowjob Etiquette For Men, From Women:

< < 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
< <
< < 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
< <
< < 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you
< < saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's
< < face.
< <
< < 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
< <
< < 5. My ears are NOT handles.
< <
< < 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of
< < my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And
< < additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
< <
< < 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK
< < to fart.
< <
< < 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer
< < week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I
< < feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated
< < to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
< <
< < 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked
< < on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go
< < jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
< <
< < 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my
< < teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
< <
< < 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games
< < immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you
< < would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
< <
< < 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not
< < to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy
< < the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also
< < rule #2 about gratitude.
< <
< < 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't
< < care about the protein content.
< <
< < 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
< <
< < 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they
< < don't get blowjobs often enough, keep your mouth shut.
< < It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.