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---------------------- Forwarded by Tracy Geaccone/GPGFIN/Enron on 02/02/2001 11:34 AM --------------------------- Jon Trevelise@EOTT 01/31/2001 09:24 AM To: Sabine Pelan/Houston/Eott@Eott, James Saunders/FGT/Enron@Enron, Tracy Geaccone/GPGFIN/Enron@Enron, Nancy Carpenter/FGT/Enron@Enron cc: Subject: ----- Forwarded by Jon Trevelise/Houston/Eott on 01/31/01 09:43 AM ----- Robin Border 01/30/01 05:36 PM To: Jon Trevelise/Houston/Eott@Eott, Joe Richards/Houston/Eott@Eott, Lance Nash/Houston/Eott@Eott, Jack Luder/Houston/Eott@Eott cc: Subject: Quotable Quotes from famous people "I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." -- Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." -- Courtney Cox (Monica on "Friends") "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods (On going to war over religion) "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." --Yasir Arrafat (PLO leader) (On the difference between men and women:) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." --Bruce Willis "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'" -- Jason Alexander (George Castanza on Seinfeld) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." -- Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." -- Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading." -- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." -- Dan Rather (News anchorman) "I saw a large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
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