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< A new method! < << < << HOW TO BATHE THE CAT < << << < < << << <1 Thoroughly clean the toilet. < << << < < << << <2 Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and < << have < << <both < << << <lids lifted. < << << < < << << <3 Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the < << <bathroom. < << << < < << << <4 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close < << both < << <lids < << << <(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). < << << < < << << <CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, < as < << his < << << <paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. < << << < < << << <5 The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the < << <noises < << << <that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. < << << < < << << <6 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power < << wash" < << <and < << << <"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. < << << < < << << <7 Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that < there < << are < << <no < << << <people between the toilet and the outside door. < << << < < << << <8 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift < << both < << <lids. < << << < < << << <The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside < << where < << <he < << << <will dry himself. < << << < < << << <Sincerely, The Dog < < < < < <
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