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Dear Mom,
Let's try this with Beal. Luv Daisy (woof woof) < < < A new method! < < << < < << HOW TO BATHE THE CAT < < << << < < < << << <1 Thoroughly clean the toilet. < < << << < < < << << <2 Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and < < << have < < << <both < < << << <lids lifted. < < << << < < < << << <3 Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards < the < < << <bathroom. < < << << < < < << << <4 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close < < << both < < << <lids < < << << <(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). < < << << < < < << << <CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the < edge, < < as < < << his < < << << <paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. < < << << < < < << << <5 The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind < the < < << <noises < < << << <that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. < < << << < < < << << <6 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a < "power < < << wash" < < << <and < < << << <"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. < < << << < < < << << <7 Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that < < there < < << are < < << <no < < << << <people between the toilet and the outside door. < < << << < < < << << <8 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift < < << both < < << <lids. < < << << < < < << << <The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run < outside < < << where < < << <he < < << << <will dry himself. < < << << < < < << << <Sincerely, The Dog < < < < < < < < < < <
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