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< < A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a <bottle < < laying in the street. < < Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. < < The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant < < you one wish, anything you want." < < The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." < < Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so < < make me pee tequila." < < The Genie grants him his wish. < < When the Mexican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees <in < < it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he < < smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and it is <the < < best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his wife, < < "Consuela, Consuela, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and < < the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and pees into it. He < < tells her to drink, it is tequila. Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead < < and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two < < drink and party all night. < < The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to < < get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two < < glasses. The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the <couple < < drink until the sun comes up. < < Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his <wife, < < "Consuela grab ONE glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila." < < His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The < < Mexican begins to pee in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks < < him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?" < < Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink < < from the bottle." < < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com
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