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< Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see!
< < *"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." < *"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" < *"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. < After having met you, I've changed my mind." < *"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell < until I met you." < *"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but < wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?" < *"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin < it for me." < *"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." < *"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. < Like the need for therapy!!" < *"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was before < this!" < *"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this < knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again." < *"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." < *"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...almost life-like! < *"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. < Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." < *"We have been friends for a very long time -- what do you say we call it < quits?" < *"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." < *"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. < Did you ever find out who the father was?" < *"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was < only one life jacket, I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." < *"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday so < we're having you put to sleep." < *"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Arkansas, West < VA,Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia-Oh Hell, lets just say all states south of < Maryland) << < < <
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