FW: Stressed and Irritated

Thought you might need this!!!

??????? FW: FW: Stressed and Irritated

Some really good expressions for the STRESSED and IRRITATED:

< < 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back.? Unfuck you!!!"
< < 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
< < 3. "How many times do I have to flush before you

go away?"

< < 4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
< < 5. "Well aren't we a Bloody ray of sunshine?"
< < 6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever

after."

< < 7. "Do I look like a Freaking people's person!"
< < 8. "This isn't an office.? It's HELL with

flourescent lighting"

< < 9. "I started out with nothing & still have most

of it left"

< < 10. "I pretend to work,? they pretend to pay me"
< < 11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
< < 12. "Therapy is expensive.? Popping bubble plastic

is cheap. You choose"

< < 13. "Practise random acts of intelligence and

senseless acts of self control"

< < 14. "Errors have been made.? Others will be

blamed"

< < 15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would

be.....?"

< < 16. "I'm not crazy.? I've been in a very bad mood

for 30 years."

< < 17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
< < 18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for,

you missed"

< < 19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
< < 20. "I'm not your type.? I'm not inflatable"
< < 21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you

realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"

< < 22. "Back off!!? You're standing in my aura."
< < 23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
< < 24. "I just want revenge.? Is that so wrong?"
< < 25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
< < 26. "Nice perfume.? Must you marinate in it."
< < 27. "Not all men are annoying.? Some are dead."
< < 28. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a

personality"

< < 29. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here

is done."

< < 30. "Ambivalent?? Well yes and no."
< < 31. "You look like shit.? Is that the style now?"
< < 32. "Earth is full.? Go home."
< < 33. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty

ego?"

< < 34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly

alert."

< < 35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
< < 36. " You are depriving some village of an idiot."