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Why Exercise???

1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60.
She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she
is.

2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so
that I could hear
heavy breathing again.

3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400
bucks. Haven't
lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain
figures out what
I'm doing.

5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch
our toes, he
would have put them further up our body.

6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who
annoy me.

7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach
covers them.

8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you
die healthier.

9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small
country.

10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of
my glass.