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< < < < < < < Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see! < < < < *"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your < wife." < < *"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" < < *"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. < < After having met you, I've changed my mind." < < *"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in < Hell < < until I met you." < < *"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help < but < < wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?" < < *"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to < ruin < < it for me." < < *"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." < < *"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. < < Like the need for therapy!!" < < *"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was < before < < this!" < < *"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take < this < < knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again." < < *"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." < < *"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...almost life-like! < < *"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. < < Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." < < *"We have been friends for a very long time -- what do you say we call < it < < quits?" < < *"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." < < *"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. < < Did you ever find out who the father was?" < < *"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and < there < was < < only one life jacket, I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." < < *"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday < so < < we're having you put to sleep." < < *"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Arkansas, West < < VA,Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia-Oh Hell, lets just say all states south < of < < Maryland) << < < < < < < < <
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