Boss

< A boss and two of his employees are on their way to a meeting. Walking
< through a park, they find a miracle lamp. They rub it and suddenly a genie
< appears.
< The genie says: "Normally, the one who frees me, has three wishes free.
< Now, you are three persons, so everyone of you has one wish." The first
< employee yells: "Me first, ME FIRST!!!" and expresses his wish: "I would
< like to be on the Bahamas, on a very fast yacht, and have no more worries"
< And pfffffff, he is away.
< Now the second employee yells: "Me next, ME NEXT" and he expresses his
< wish: "I would like to be in the Caribbean, along with the prettiest girls
< of the world, and an inexhaustible source of exotic cocktails." And
< pfffffff, he is away.
< "And what is your wish?" the genie asks the boss.
< And the boss replies:
< "I want these two idiots to be back in office after lunch!!!"
< And the moral of this story: Always let your boss speak first!!!!